Leo and Kate Approved Chickpea Flatbread

I was going to reuse the blogpost title "Chick-chick-chick It Out" for this, but decided it was too soon. We're only 14 posts in. No, this isn't about chicken. It's about chickpeas. Well, Chickpea flour. Err... garbanzo bean flour. 

You know I've tried almond flour, coconut flour, and now it was time for garbanzo bean flour. There might've been more experimentation too... but that's what comes to mind so far. Chickpea flour is pretty awesome in that it can be used to make... wait for it... Chickpea Flatbread or Pitas. Seriously. Check it out on Pinterest, there's a million (exaggerate much?) pins about "Authentic Italian/Persian/Indian etc Flatbread/Pita/Taco/etc" and there's about 100 different names for them. Trust me, I checked it out. I used this recipe (look there for more detailed instructions! and more gorgeous photos!), but I'll be buying more flour and trying out a few more. 

These are awesome. And there are only 4 ingredients:

- 2.5c Chickpea flour or Garbanzo Bean flour or Gram (all the same thing, AFAIK)

- 3.5c cold water

- 1/4c extra virgin olive oil 

- salt/pepper to taste 

Alright so maybe that's 5 ingredients, but who's counting?

The only bummer is that once you mix the ingredients together (I mixed them all together, but just realized while I was re-reading that original blog post that the oil is supposed to be used later, whoops), you have to let it sit for 3 freaking hours (yep, the length of Titanic) on the counter. I was wary so I covered it with plastic wrap but maybe you don't have to. [Update: Good news, folks! I added in the oil when I did it because I actually followed this recipe with much more concise instructions, not the one I previously linked to! We're trying the same recipe over again right now with that first link's oil trick. I'll let you know if it's any different.]

You should know that since 1997, I've used "How many times you can watch Titanic" as an estimate of how long anything 3 hours or longer will take. I'm totally serious. I don't always say it out loud, but I definitely think it. Especially at work: "Only 3 more Titanic viewings till I can go home!"

pre-salt & pepper

Pre-Titanic

So after you watch Titanic (I guess you could watch 3-4 episodes of Breaking Bad instead... or, like, actually do something productive...), you turn on the oven to 350*, skim off any foam that formed on the surface (yeah, I know), pour the oil into a large, rimmed cookie sheet (which I clearly did not do), and then pour the batter in so it's about 1/4" thick. Then you bake it for about 30 minutes or until golden brown (mine took quite a bit longer but that might be because of my oil mishap). And BAM. Just cut it and serve it up.  

I ate mine with hummus, because pita made of chickpeas just wasn't enough chickpeas. Duh.

I put the rest in Tupperware and it got kind of hard, but maybe if you heat it up it'd get softer? Who knows.... clearly not I. Winning major credibility points here.

(UPDATE #2: The second batch came out crispier along the edges, which were especially yummy. I've already eaten about half of the batch. I'm not sure if adding the olive oil vs. putting it in the pan first made any noticeable difference, but if you happen to experiment with the two methods, lemme know if you liked it better one way or the other...)

My Fitness Lifesaver

You guys. This was maybe my favorite (Jewish month of) Tishrei ever, fun-wise (only competes with Tishrei 2005, really). I got to see tons of old friends, made some new friends, stayed up late with all of the festivities in our neighborhood, and Hubbs was on vacation for all of Sukkos. #winning.

But diet-wise, it was horrendous. I gained 9+lbs in like 3 weeks. Seriously. I really tried to limit my challah intake over Rosh Hashana, but we were eating at friends' houses for all of the festive meals so "being careful" quickly became a lost cause. If I'd really wanted to, I could have made my own food, but c'mon. If you know me at all, you know I have the worst case of FOMO (fear of missing out) ever so I'd just be crying all month that I didn't get to taste so-and-so's chicken pot pie.... or whatever. Those Sukkos cupcakes that we never ended up sharing with anyone weren't going to eat themselves.

So, I cheated. And I cheated. And then I cheated some more. It got more and more out of hand, and by the week of Sukkos I was eating insane ice cream Sundaes and all the rugelach I could get my hands on. My skin broke out, my stomach was having all kinds of issues, and I actually felt gross.

When we got home from visiting friends on Sunday, I stepped on the scale and almost cried when it was more than 9lbs higher than it had been before Tishrei. And I'm human, so I started beating myself up over it a little a lot... But the good(?) news is that even the Husband was feeling disgusting after this month of binge eating, so we made a pact to do a 3 or 4 day juice-and-chicken-soup fast starting Monday morning. And here we are, Wednesday afternoon, still going strong. I'll write more about juicing later. Here's an old instagram pic of our juicer, just for kicks. We aren't using root veggies or anything else not low-amylose approved this week, so ignore the carrots.

My main intention for this post was to say that for me, MyFitnessPal has been a real lifesaver. I got on the scale this morning and saw that I was just shy of 6lbs lighter than I was Sunday morning. And somehow still felt bad about myself. Which is totally unhealthy and I should definitely be in therapy. Anyway, when I went to log it in, my phone's battery was dead and I had to do it on the actual website on the actual computer. I know. The horror. But then! This graphic popped up and it put so much into perspective and really made me see how much this low-amylose diet is really doing for me. Check it out:

That's a graph of my weight fluctuations in the past year, October 2012-October 2013. As you can see, I really started trying to lost weight (again) about a year ago, without much luck. You should know that from October 2012-April 2013 I was literally eating at most 1200 calories a day (except for those very clear binge days). It was so not healthy, and I was miserable, but I didn't know what else to do. April 2013 is when I started Low-Amylose, and while it hasn't exactly been smooth sailing, there's a difference of more than 20 lbs between the highest and lowest points on this graph, and we're less than 4 lbs away from a new lowest point. BOO-YAH!

Moral of the story? Being OCD and charting my weight-loss story finally came in handy and inspirational. And that's what's up.

Happy Sukkos!

I unfortunately don't have photos of the living room walls yet (have been working crazy hours at work) but in honor of the Jewish holiday of Sukkos (or Sukkot) that begins Wednesday night, I baked and decorated some (not PCOS diet approved) cupcakes. 

Okay, so I cheated on all of it. But I made them after coming home from work at 11:30pm so I think I deserve a pass on this one. They're half Duncan Hines' Devils Food and half Classic Yellow cake mixes, and store-bought frosting mixed with blue food coloring. I used yellow jumbo jelly beans for the esrog (etrog), green sour sticks for the lulav, cereal (Shreddies from Canada) for the sukkah and green/white jelly beans for the schach and sukkah door. Happy Sukkos everyone!!

Oh, and here's a photo of our Esrog this year: 

Love it!

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

Okay so if the suspense hasn't killed you by now, you're probably my Facebook friend and know the results of Paint Indecision 2013. We finally went for it. We picked a color. Are you ready? Remember, it was between Benjamin Moore's Dolphin AF-715 and Benjamin Moore's Galveston Gray AC-27.

And the winner was....
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Galveston Gray (!!!):

We went with the lighter of the two choices. I wasn't sure it could hold it's own against the Benjamin Moore's Bird's Egg 2051-60 in the hallway, but it totally does. E repeatedly let me know that it was ultimately my decision, but that he thought that Dolphin would be too dark. That kicked my anxiety into high gear, and although I loved Dolphin and was leaning towards it the entire time, I just couldn't go through with it in the end. Galveston Gray is a nice, toasty gray. It's the same tone as Studio Taupe, but more gray than beige on the greige scale (Studio Taupe is the opposite- more beige than gray). For the sake of full disclosure, it's still a little bland behind the beige couches in some lights (I wish the couches "popped" more) but it's definitely better than before, and I love it with everything else in our living room. It's part of BM's "America's Colors" collection, and I'm guessing it's named after Galveston, TX, but I'm not really sure what's so greige about Texas. I'm a New England girl, remember?

Here's a sneak peek:

My warrior of a husband worked an overnight shift, went to grad school, and picked up a gallon and a quart of this bad boy from Home Depot "on his way" home for me. Okay, it's not exactly on his way. It's pretty much out of his way, actually. Which scores him even more props.

I'm not sure why, but we usually get our Benjamin Moore picks color matched to Behr paint+primer in one. I used to think it was because I liked the Behr coverage/application more, but people always seem surprised when I tell them that. So I'm piecing it together that it's actually a combination of Home Depot's hours being way more convenient (open till 10 or 11pm) than those of the smaller hardware stores that sell BM paint (which all close by 7pm) and the fact that BM "sample" sizes are like $6+ each vs getting a color matched to a Behr sample size costing $3-4. I'm sure the Behr gallon is also cheaper than the BM gallon. So that's probably why.

Then on one of his next overnight shifts, (the night before Yom Kippur actually) I hit my breaking point of not being able to handle the patchwork quilt of paint swatches on our walls (see here) and decided to just do the edging. That way it'd be easier when I decided to do the full walls... I'd just have to move all of the furniture to the middle of the room and go for it without worrying about details.

Yeah, but that didn't happen. Once you pop, you just can't stop.

Ok, this might be TMI but it happened to be really hot and humid that night, and I don't think I've EVER sweat that much in my life. Someone should make a DIY Workout video. I literally thought I was going to pass out (I'm sure it had nothing to do with the paint fumes).

Anyway, this little Brooklyn apartment living room of ours is feeling more and more "us". E walked into the room the next morning and said "It feels so much more home-y!" BOOM. Those were the exact words I was looking for. BTW Our new theme for the house is somewhere between "Urban Lumberjack" and "Urban Hobbit Hole". Yep. I've clearly given this too much a lot of thought.

I'll post some photos of the actual room tomorrow (or "soon"), but first you should know that I've been at it again with my poor poor photoshop skillz. No, it's not even photoshop. It's from "Instacollage" on my iPhone. I'm hanging my head in shame, don't worry. But this, my friends, is our current collection of paint colors in our apartment.

The guest room might get repainted with Behr's Studio Taupe at some point (we have a bunch leftover from our first living room painting experience- and I love the color, just not in the living room) but for now it's Stone, which is a gray with purple undertones. And after this super uncomfortably hot painting experience, it might be awhile before I tackle a paint job again. 

Regardless, I'm actually pretty pleased with the combination. It honestly goes together better in the photo than in real life, but we'll roll with it. And speaking of rolling, I'm out of here. Hopefully I'll get that next post up tomorrow!

50 Shades of Gray

Yeah, I went there. No, I haven't read it. I don't even know much about it. Okay, fine. I saw one parody.

And honestly, the title is actually a low estimate of how many shades of gray I've considered for our living room. Like maybe multiply "50" by 3 and we'll be closer. I'm not joking. I'm that much of a crazy woman. And by the end of this post, you will all have lost any respect for the decorating abilities that you *thought* I posessed. Spoiler alert: It's all trial and error, baby.

It started back in 2011. We were moving into our THIRD apartment in the span of just over 2 years. We loved our first one-bedroom apartment, but found a two-bedroom for less money per month, in a building where a bunch of our friends lived. It was in a sketchier neighborhood, but we jumped on it like white on rice (what?!). Less than a week later it was broken into and we were robbed. COOL! We somehow lasted 8 more months there, but one day I snapped. We started looking for a new place that night, the next morning we went to look at an apartment, and by midday we had signed a new lease. True story.

We really wanted to mark this place as a fresh start, so we asked for permission to paint from our landlord. The exact words: "I wouldn't do, say, 'burnt orange' or anything, but otherwise yes, you can paint." GREEN LIGHT!

Turns out, I had no idea what I was doing. The only paint-picking experience I had up until then was picking my room color when I was a kid. I'd go to the store with my mom, I would point to a color I liked, and that was it. There was no bringing home paint chips and seeing what they looked like in different lights. There were no paint samples that you painted on walls to compare. There was no process, you just did it. So... that's what I did this time. I went to the store and picked out this awesome "greige" for the living room (Studio Taupe by Behr). I was so in love with it that I wanted to paint the whole apartment that color. E, thankfully, stopped me. Because that would've been weird.

Then we moved our furniture in. I don't think it hit me for awhile, probably because of all the excitement of moving, but as time went on I realized that this paint color was mighty similar to the color of our couches. And once I saw it, I couldn't unsee it. I've been searching my computer for a photo, but the best I can come up with is this:

It's doesn't even look that bad there. In real life the color has more brown undertones. The couch and walls just look bland together. Side note: that rug kicked the bucket awhile ago. Even though it was way too small for our living room, I miss it because it really tied the room together.... OMG!!!

My life is now complete. I can't believe I just worked that into this blog. YES. 

ANYWAY. We I started looking obsessive-compulsively searching for "the perfect gray" back in March or April. Yes, it's been that long. I tried Benjamin Moore, Behr, Martha Stewart, Glidden... I'd have added Sherwin Williams and Olympic and Valspar into the mix too but Lowe's is harder to get to while carless in Brooklyn (we I learned that lesson while doing this same exact process for the hallway). Even Home Depot is a pain(t) in the tush of a trip, but sometimes a girl needs an excuse to head to Manhattan. ;) We hung up paint chips, painted paint samples, conducted extensive Pinterest, Houzz.com and google image searches. I've literally probably lost weeks of my life to this quest... Just take a look. This is only a small selection-- most of this process took place before I had considered starting Fruitful Furbishings, so I didn't document it. But prepare to be shocked and appalled.

Here's the earliest photographed stage. At one point there were way more paint chips taped to the wall and they were admittedly all roughly the same shade of gray. I'm already hanging my head in shame: 

Stage two. We had it narrowed down to two colors. Zinc #MSL267 by Martha Stewart, Dolphin AF-715 by Benjamin Moore. But then we I still couldn't decide. So I started tapping into our previously vetoed paint chip and paint sample supply. In the first photo, the top right is MS Zinc, the top middle is BM Dolphin, the top right is BM's Dolphin at 75% strength (oh yes I'm serious), purple-ish one on the bottom right is Stone 2112-40 by Benjamin Moore (which we had bought for the kitchen, hated it there, and then used in our guest room), and the light one on the bottom left is Galveston Gray AC-27 by Benjamin Moore: 

 Stage 3. We narrowed it down to two very different looks. Dark: Dolphin AF-715 by Benjamin Moore and Light: Galveston Gray AC-27 by Benjamin Moore. I painted over the majority of the other paint samples (missed a small block of MS Zinc in the 3rd pic). Please excuse miscellaneous items and dust balls that made their way into the shots. And the blue paint chip stuck into that frame is our hallway color, Bird's Egg 2051-60 by Benjamin Moore, and there for reference.

 

I couldn't decide- I could honestly go either way but it's two totally different vibes. My husband is adamantly pro-GG. So I did the mature, well thought-out thing. I posted a photo on Facebook and asked my friends to decide. I'm not kidding. There were a few votes for one wall dark and three light walls, but one of our walls already has faux brick detailing so I thought the combination would be too much. There were also rogue votes for blue, green and burgundy. 

In the end, team "Dark" won the Facebook poll 27-17. 

But which did I we actually decide to go with? You'll have to wait and see. E's at Home Depot right now.... I know, the suspense must already be killing you. 

Procrastination Station

Here we are, less than 20 hours until Rosh Hashanah here in NYC, and I haven't started baking. We're going to friends for all of the festive meals, but we're in charge of dessert and a green bean side (I haven't even BOUGHT the green beans!) and I have this big plan in my head to also bake cookies for all of our hosts. Deciding whether to sleep now and bake in the AM or to bake now and catch a nap tomorrow. Either way, the one thing I do have prepped is this:

I drew this guy while working an overnight the other night and I took a photo with my iPhone. Tonight I got it onto the computer, googled "photo editor" and ended up on Pixlr.com. On there I colored it in like in old school Microsoft paint (Does that still exist?? I've had an Apple since like 2003.) Slapped on a little textual Thank You note, and baddabingbaddabang, there we have it. Graphic design is clearly not my specialty, but I'm kind of impressed with myself. Unlike yesterday when I realized the rod I bought for our closet is the wrong size. Womp womp womp.

Anyway, have a great Rosh Hashana!!!

Gone Fishin'

Yeah, not really. I think any fishing trip I attempted would result in something like this (maybe it'd get me some hits on here, haha):

No, this is not a fishing story. This is a shopping story. See, on (yet another) Home Depot paint samples run (still for the living room! Ahhh- I know!!), on a particularly hot August afternoon, I happened upon Fishs Eddy. I actually spotted it out of the corner of my eye from across the street, got almost a block past it, and then felt this unbelievable urge to turn around and head back to check it out. I'd heard about this place for years but had never actually been in there. It. Was. Awesome. I never planned on doing this kind of post, but as soon as I stepped into the store I knew there was no avoiding it. Check this stuff out, and it was all pretty affordable too:

I was pretty much sold on this place as soon as I saw all of these teal bowls and the POLKA DOTS!

I've been drooling over cutting boards like this on Etsy for years. These were crazy cute.

I'm a sucker for blue and teal. These fish plates were really calling my name- especially the bottom ones.

If I hadn't been carrying as much stuff from Home Depot as I already was, this bottle would have come home with me. I LOVE the cow detail. 

How adorns is this squirrel nut cracker??

High Five Teddy & Bear? I thought my history-buff husband would think this was cute. 

My one complaint about Fishs Eddy was how everything is just kind of out there, and most of it is fragile. My 6'5" husband might be a bit of a bull in a china shop (almost literally) if I tried to drag him in there. I'm sure he won't need too much consoling over not being "invited" (aka dragged along). ;)

On my way home I was melting walking through Union Square and caught this really intense photo of the sky. It was extra cool at the time because there was a small jazz band playing some really festive music right by the farmers market (which was closing up for the evening). I <3 NY.  Sometimes. Even in August.